dID YOU GUYS KNOW that when someone who’s pregnant swims in the ocean dolphins can hear both their heartbeat and the heartbeat of the baby??????? so when people who are pregnant swim around dolphins the dolphins are extra cautious with them and circle them lots and swim very slowly to make sure they don’t upset the baby and if that’s not the fuckin g cutest thing u’ve ever heard dont even talk to me
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
PEE DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE VAGINA IT COMES OUT OF A COMPLETELY SEPARATE HOLE I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUAL ADULTS WHO STILL THINK PEE COMES OUT OF THE VAGINA
you’ll grow in to them
95 percent of self esteem issues are caused by the iphones front camera
This girl is going places. [x]
Taco Bell reigns supreme.
My excuse for bringing chips at parties.